
What Matts wearing here is a beernet made by the very capable hands of Cory, formerly of Dank messenger bags fame. Now it should be noted that until I saw this, I felt whole. My life was one of peace and relative fulfillment, however now, there is a hole in my heart the size of.. well... the size of the beernet. So it is with a bowed head and clasped hands that I implore you all, the dedicated and steadfast readers of How To Avoid The Bummer Life, if you can help me procure an item such as this, I will do what I can short of breaking the law to make it worth your while.